JOHNNY WEIR I WANNA BE AN ORAL SEX PIONEER … IN SPAAAACE!!!!
There was Neil Armstrong … John Glenn … and now figure skating legend Johnny Weir says he hopes to join these iconic space pioneers … by participating in the very first SPACE BJ!!!!
A fabulously dressed Weir had just finished skating to a Lady Gaga song at a holiday show at Bryant Park in NYC yesterday when we brought up Gaga’s plans to be the first person to sing in space … and that’s when things got dirty.
Weir told us there’s only ONE thing he wants to do outside the mesosphere — but he better hurry, before the Russians beat him to it.